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Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? 
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.

Why can’t people just let others do what the fuck they want with their body? If they want a tattoo you have no say, if they want a piercing, you have no say, if they want to lose or gain weight you have no say, if they want to dye their fucking skin lime green, you have no say. So sit down and shut up.

For real tho

thelesbianguide:

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

how could anyone get mad at me for liking girls have you SEEN girls they are ATTRACTIVE

Girlfriend. Cutieeee. ❤